Ryan:
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
But so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well, you'll hear her secret wish. 

Sharpay:
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince. 

Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Maka heekee mala heenee who
Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Oooooooooooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu. 

Ryan, the fog? 

Ryan:
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly. 

Sharpay:
I sing from my heart of the power of love,
Just a girl with a uku... 

Ryan & Sharpay:
...Lele come to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill.
My sweet prince. 

Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Maka heekee mala heenee who
Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu. 

Now this is where we lean into the whole
Kabuki thing. 

Sharpay Ryan & meisjes:
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
And the ocean had a fit. 

Sharpay:
(Ryan, where's my ocean!?) 

Sharpay, Ryan & meisjes:
Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder
Cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit. 

Sharpay  (gesproken):
(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!) 

Ryan:
Riki, Riki, Riki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.
With the mighty spirit Fufu
Tiki, Tiki, Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky

Sharpay:
So words I do not mince. 

So words I do not mince.
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.
This is real fish talk... No lie. 

And then the fish turns into a
Gorgeous prince and sings:
I'm Prince Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Maka heekee mala heenee who.

Sharpay:
(With me!)
Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Ooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu 

Sharpay:
EVERYBODY! 

Allemaal:
Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Maka heekee mala heenee who
Humu Humu Nuku Nuku Apu AA
Ooooooooooh!
Hawana waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu.
Waka waka waka neakee pu pu pu.
Waka waka waka neakee pu...
Pu...
Pu! 

Aah...!!