Which pets' address is the finest in Paree?
Which pets posess the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
Naturalment (naturemon, naturally)!
The aristocats!

Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces?
Which pets know best all the gentle social graces?
Which pets live on cream and loving pats?
Naturalment (naturally)
The aristocats!

They show aristocatic bearing
when they're seen upon an airing
And aristicatic flair in what they do and what they say

Aristocats are never found in alleyways
or hanging 'round the garbage cans
Where common kitties play

Which pets are known to never show their claws?
Which pets are prone to hardly any flaws?
To which pets do the others tip their hats?
Naturalment (naturally)
Naturalment (naturally)
Naturalment (naturally)
The aristocats!